/u/Taira_Mai's posts
[WP] "Honey, we're half human and sometimes we need to acknowledge our non-human instincts and..." "Okay, I'mma stop you right there...see you're half carnivore and I don't like where this is going."
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[WP] When you were younger, a being claiming to be from a "far away kingdom" asked you for your help. You declined and threw away the "magic charm" you were given. Now, years later you have grown up - and the dark lord who took over the kingdom has come to thank you for refusing the call for help.
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[WP] A man goes in for a tooth extraction. Under the nitrous oxide and novocaine he gets visions of the future. He writes it off as being "high" from the meds-until the vision starts to come true.
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[EU] A Klingon fights during the Dominion war, his squad wiped out by the Jem'Hadar. Just when he thought he was done for, a large human Starfleet officer picks up a bat'leth and saves the young warrior. Asking his name, the Starfleet officer says "My crew just calls me Camouflage."
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[WP] You finally get up the courage to recite the love poem you wrote to your crush. As you recite the first verse, their eyes go wide. They shake their head ad then rub their eyes. They suddenly grab you and scream "YOU BLEW MY COVER!"
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[WP] Stephanie Thor used to joke about her last name "No, I'm not an Marvel Comic". She lived the typical teenage girl's life in the suburbs. But on her Sweet 16 her parents presented her, not with the car or tablet she wanted but with the hammer Mjolnir......
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