/u/Taira_Mai's posts
[WP] "King Ykrons, you keep saying that you were 'raised by witches' as if that means something. Big deal, I was raised by scientists and I'm telling you that we are in danger!"
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[WP] "FOR SALE: 3 Bed Room, 2 Bathroom Ranch House. HVAC, pool, non-standard spacetime in the basement-attic, mud room and media center."
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[WP] "Soldier, witches are not real! " the Sergeant said. "There is a perfectly rational explanation for what happened. Your. Commander. Is. Not. A. Witch." But the Sergent was wrong....
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[WP] After several Tinder dates, your love takes you to meet their family. Upon meeting them you start to suspect that they are time travelers - because they are TERRIBLE at hiding it.
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[WP] It lurked in the wood, it was evil, it was hungry...and it just launched a Facebook page titled "Go Into The Haunted Woods Challenge"...
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[WP] A diverse group of people have been taken by aliens. They are under attack by a hostile power. They have built robots to fight, have never know war or violence for centuries. After studying humans, they think this group has the "savagery" to lead their forces into battle.
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[WP] Rosemary loved her stepdaughter and promised that she'd attend her college graduation. She loved her stepdaughter so much that not even death was going to stop her.
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[WP] A newly wedded man is dancing to "Zombie Jamboree" playing from his phone. He joking sings "Could you imagine me with a zombie wife?". His new bride slaps him then breaks down crying......
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[WP] You take a vacation to a seaside town. While there you meet a person who not only looks like you, but is a exact match. You can't believe it! You talk with your double until a third duplicate arrives, gravely wounded. This one says "Run! They want us all dead."
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