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As I coughed up more coffee grounds onto the floor, my girlfriend frantically began calling for an ambulance.
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[WP] It is the year 2070, and the first Time Machine has finally been invented. You get into the machine and order it to take you to the year the dinosaurs went extinct. The machine whirrs and buzzes for a few seconds before displaying the words “Error: Dinosaur Extinction not an Existing Event.”
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[WP] You are an internationally-renowned superhero, famed for your efficiency and bravery. You’ve defeated thousands of powerful supervillains despite not having any superpowers, and the reason for this is simple: you keep punching them in the face halfway through their monologues.
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[WP] Cursing, you grab the mop leaning against the wall near you, the runes on it glowing with diving magic as you turn towards your bed. Of all the things you expected to happen today, your pillow trying to eat you was not one of them.
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It is the year 2070, and the first Time Machine has finally been invented. You get into the machine and order it to take you to the year the dinosaurs went extinct. The machine whirrs and buzzes for a few seconds before displaying the words “Error: Dinosaur Extinction not an Existing Event.”
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It is the year 2070, and the first Time Machine has finally been invented. You get into the machine and order it to take you to the year the dinosaurs went extinct. The machine whirrs and buzzes for a few seconds before displaying the words “Error: Dinosaur Extinction not an Existing Event.”
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