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My wife, the health inspector, has been away from home a lot due to the large amount of fast food poisonings.

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The only think media got right about vampires is their enjoyment of the hunt, capture and kill.

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The cops returned with the dna test done on the rotting human torso I was beaten with.

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To celebrate my bosses going to jail my Witness Protection program handlers ordered a pizza.

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I just thought my big brother was having a sleepover with three friends I never met.

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I could always vaguely understand what my twin brother was feeling, hearing, eating...

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My new little brother warned me this was a terrible family to be adopted into.

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If you're too good with mazes, if you're too fast in a mirror maze, you can outpace yourself, outpace time.

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There's a reason humans tend to have that one spot on their back they cannot reach with their hands.

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The old movie reel was cursed, like the legends said, not with anything as 'mundane' as the supernatural.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My wife, the health inspector, has been away from home a lot due to the large amount of fast food poisonings.	13
The only think media got right about vampires is their enjoyment of the hunt, capture and kill.	12
The cops returned with the dna test done on the rotting human torso I was beaten with.	12
To celebrate my bosses going to jail my Witness Protection program handlers ordered a pizza.	12
I just thought my big brother was having a sleepover with three friends I never met.	12
I could always vaguely understand what my twin brother was feeling, hearing, eating...	12
My new little brother warned me this was a terrible family to be adopted into.	12
If you're too good with mazes, if you're too fast in a mirror maze, you can outpace yourself, outpace time.	12
There's a reason humans tend to have that one spot on their back they cannot reach with their hands.	11
The old movie reel was cursed, like the legends said, not with anything as 'mundane' as the supernatural.	11