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The precinct had no idea they were sending me to investigate the shootings at my own family reunion.

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I knew I was forgetting something big but my baby was happy and healthy.

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Sure the asteroid was scary but at least it was just going to fuck up the middle of the Pacific, nothing else.

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Being able to see our lovely granddaughter’s Disney movie cameo in HD was worth the bad memories of her murder.

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It's bad enough there's only like ten of us at this free concert.

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There's enough space and supplies for me and the neighbor's family down here in my bomb shelter.

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My friend was very good at fiction podcasts but she was making horrible logistical judgments on her first true crime podcast.

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I told my kids Scruffy had to go live on a farm upstate.

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If a movie or a tv show gets shown too many times, the characters become aware of, and hostile to, the audience.

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Three months in this mysteriously abandoned city and the only food in the pockets of the bodies I’ve found.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The precinct had no idea they were sending me to investigate the shootings at my own family reunion.	11
I knew I was forgetting something big but my baby was happy and healthy.	11
Sure the asteroid was scary but at least it was just going to fuck up the middle of the Pacific, nothing else.	11
Being able to see our lovely granddaughter’s Disney movie cameo in HD was worth the bad memories of her murder.	11
It's bad enough there's only like ten of us at this free concert.	11
There's enough space and supplies for me and the neighbor's family down here in my bomb shelter.	11
My friend was very good at fiction podcasts but she was making horrible logistical judgments on her first true crime podcast.	10
I told my kids Scruffy had to go live on a farm upstate.	10
If a movie or a tv show gets shown too many times, the characters become aware of, and hostile to, the audience.	10
Three months in this mysteriously abandoned city and the only food in the pockets of the bodies I’ve found.	10