/u/ThrowawayBlast's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My brother, a policeman, said he'll come over to check the attic and confirm my reports of blood leakage.

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Ever since the mayor opened all those homeless shelters there are no more dumpster divers near my house.

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I used my binoculars to zoom in on the Park Ranger helicopters searching for me.

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The nice cops explained the black and white movie I was yelling about used my name purely by coincidence.

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Thanks to the crazy old man's warning, I was on alert for the supernatural at the traveling circus.

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Despite my criminal record, I got hired on a cargo ship because I am one of the best navigators in existence.

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Grandma, recently diagnosed with Alzheimer's, started screaming when she saw me.

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Everyone in the movie theatre oohed and aahed as the slasher got another victim in a dingy employee break room.

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I wrestled the skidding tanker truck to a stop inches away from the crowded school playground.

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I told the reporter that of course, thanks to the Twilight Zone, nobody believed me when I said there were five people on the airplane wing.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My brother, a policeman, said he'll come over to check the attic and confirm my reports of blood leakage.	10
Ever since the mayor opened all those homeless shelters there are no more dumpster divers near my house.	10
I used my binoculars to zoom in on the Park Ranger helicopters searching for me.	10
The nice cops explained the black and white movie I was yelling about used my name purely by coincidence.	9
Thanks to the crazy old man's warning, I was on alert for the supernatural at the traveling circus.	9
Despite my criminal record, I got hired on a cargo ship because I am one of the best navigators in existence.	9
Grandma, recently diagnosed with Alzheimer's, started screaming when she saw me.	9
Everyone in the movie theatre oohed and aahed as the slasher got another victim in a dingy employee break room.	9
I wrestled the skidding tanker truck to a stop inches away from the crowded school playground.	9
I told the reporter that of course, thanks to the Twilight Zone, nobody believed me when I said there were five people on the airplane wing.	9