/u/ThrowawayBlast's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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One thought raced through my mind as the mugger put his knife to my neck.

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Since I had good insurance I wasn’t too concerned when I could not locate my car in the parking lot.

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My payment was halved because I was only supposed to snipe one target, not three.

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I know you’re supposed to stay where you are if you are lost in the woods.

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Purely out of bordeom I asked Alexa to play the screams of the damned in hell.

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I thought the finger emerging from the bathroom sink was maybe a plumber being silly.

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I told my shrink I cannot trust her because I have hallucinated shrinks before.

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The tests proved I could donate safely to my adopted sister.

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Mission Control explained to the astronauts that yes, they were getting the helmet cam footage of Neptune’s surface.

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All of us zombie apocalypse survivors holed up in Costco were worried about the cliche of one of us hiding a bite.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
One thought raced through my mind as the mugger put his knife to my neck.	220
Since I had good insurance I wasn’t too concerned when I could not locate my car in the parking lot.	188
My payment was halved because I was only supposed to snipe one target, not three.	187
I know you’re supposed to stay where you are if you are lost in the woods.	162
Purely out of bordeom I asked Alexa to play the screams of the damned in hell.	151
I thought the finger emerging from the bathroom sink was maybe a plumber being silly.	146
I told my shrink I cannot trust her because I have hallucinated shrinks before.	144
The tests proved I could donate safely to my adopted sister.	138
Mission Control explained to the astronauts that yes, they were getting the helmet cam footage of Neptune’s surface.	113
All of us zombie apocalypse survivors holed up in Costco were worried about the cliche of one of us hiding a bite.	101