/u/ThrowawayBlast's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I acquired half a million years of invulnerable immortality from the devil but I never specified which years.

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I had not heard from my daughter in ten years and here’s a text that she is on all the major news networks.

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When I first saw Spot’s doghouse careening across the yard I thought a large stray had gotten stuck in it.

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It was bad enough finding the finger in my bottle of soda.

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I was the only one worried about the new kid in my kindergarten class.

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It was easy for us kids to evade the masked killer and escape with our lives.

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I dragged my kids towards the captain's cry of 'women and children first'!

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The moon colonists started each day with the sight of a green and blue earth.

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The doctor had said triplets was a small possibility so I did not scream at seeing the third head emerge.

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All my colleagues thought my brain switching machine was an utter failure.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I acquired half a million years of invulnerable immortality from the devil but I never specified which years.	38
I had not heard from my daughter in ten years and here’s a text that she is on all the major news networks.	37
When I first saw Spot’s doghouse careening across the yard I thought a large stray had gotten stuck in it.	35
It was bad enough finding the finger in my bottle of soda.	34
I was the only one worried about the new kid in my kindergarten class.	34
It was easy for us kids to evade the masked killer and escape with our lives.	33
I dragged my kids towards the captain's cry of 'women and children first'!	32
The moon colonists started each day with the sight of a green and blue earth.	31
The doctor had said triplets was a small possibility so I did not scream at seeing the third head emerge.	30
All my colleagues thought my brain switching machine was an utter failure.	28