/u/ThrowawayBlast's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I pretended my vodka stash was water while the other hikers refilled their canteens.

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Ever since I saved the rookie from choking the prison staff always took it easy on me.

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I tried to tell everyone that the volunteers at the thrice weekly magic show never return from wherever the magicians send them.

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The exercises and medicine my shrink gave me seemed to completely obliterate the voices in my head.

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Thanks to all three of us knowing sign language I could tell what my Aunt and Uncle were 'saying' from their car in the next lane.

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At first I was mad my sister put me and my boyfriend on the baseball stadium's kisscam.

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The commander ordered me to dump the equipment so we can make the last few miles.

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Being lost in a hay maze is something people expect of me, I get lost easy.

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I had spent hours practicing my father's signature to forge on homework and permission slips.

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My friends told me not to go to the old circus but I had a craving for cotton candy.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I pretended my vodka stash was water while the other hikers refilled their canteens.	27
Ever since I saved the rookie from choking the prison staff always took it easy on me.	27
I tried to tell everyone that the volunteers at the thrice weekly magic show never return from wherever the magicians send them.	27
The exercises and medicine my shrink gave me seemed to completely obliterate the voices in my head.	27
Thanks to all three of us knowing sign language I could tell what my Aunt and Uncle were 'saying' from their car in the next lane.	26
At first I was mad my sister put me and my boyfriend on the baseball stadium's kisscam.	26
The commander ordered me to dump the equipment so we can make the last few miles.	25
Being lost in a hay maze is something people expect of me, I get lost easy.	25
I had spent hours practicing my father's signature to forge on homework and permission slips.	25
My friends told me not to go to the old circus but I had a craving for cotton candy.	24