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As I was dunking the man in the church creek for baptism I recognized him as the one who had terrorized my niece.

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Mamma used to say “Play stupid games, win stupid prizes”

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“Babe, you’re hogging all the covers” she said.

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The young man grabbed me by both shoulders, “If you don’t accept Jesus as your lord and savior, you’re gonna die and go straight to hell!”

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“Ok kid, those great whites are right beneath us, so I need you to chum the water,” My mom’s newest boyfriend said.

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I’ve written 52,000 words since the old man gave me his ‘Writers Block No More’ package two days ago.

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I waved at my neighbor on his way to work and he just ignored me.

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Grandma’s blood-curdling shrieks paralyzed everyone with terror; except my brother, who ran through the kitchen laughing, “Nana’s gonna shit bricks this time.”

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Dear Santa, all I want is more friends to play with.

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He slipped through her opened bedroom window and was about to plunge his knife into her sleeping silhouette, when his head was jerked backward and the chill of a metal blade pressed deep and slowly across his throat.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As I was dunking the man in the church creek for baptism I recognized him as the one who had terrorized my niece.	9964
Mamma used to say “Play stupid games, win stupid prizes”	8236
“Babe, you’re hogging all the covers” she said.	2192
The young man grabbed me by both shoulders, “If you don’t accept Jesus as your lord and savior, you’re gonna die and go straight to hell!”	590
“Ok kid, those great whites are right beneath us, so I need you to chum the water,” My mom’s newest boyfriend said.	537
I’ve written 52,000 words since the old man gave me his ‘Writers Block No More’ package two days ago.	485
I waved at my neighbor on his way to work and he just ignored me.	452
Grandma’s blood-curdling shrieks paralyzed everyone with terror; except my brother, who ran through the kitchen laughing, “Nana’s gonna shit bricks this time.”	262
Dear Santa, all I want is more friends to play with.	163
He slipped through her opened bedroom window and was about to plunge his knife into her sleeping silhouette, when his head was jerked backward and the chill of a metal blade pressed deep and slowly across his throat.	137