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“Don’t you think about entering Room 1313, freshman!” I called out, playfully to my little brother.

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[MAR21] Claire drank deep from the ancient spring she’d spent most of her life in search of.

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“Father, how is that nasty tasting wafer and wine actually the body and blood of Jesus?”

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“I keep telling Liz to leave me alone, and she just rolls her eyes at me!”

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I slit my armpit wide open crawling through the farmer’s barbed fence.

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[APR21] “The eyes are the portal to the soul,” the Good Book says.

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My fiancé slapped my daughter across the face, so I hacked her into pieces small enough to disappear easily down the garbage disposal.

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As we cheers’d each other and downed the whiskey I couldn’t help but wink at her, imagining how the acid was about to paint the floor with her insides.

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[OCT21] “Last year an estimated 40,000 children were missing at the close of carnivals season” our fearless Carnie Manager said.

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My brother’s bloodcurdling screams woke me up just as he slid down the wall; his face an abstract of featureless gouges and gore.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Don’t you think about entering Room 1313, freshman!” I called out, playfully to my little brother.	123
[MAR21] Claire drank deep from the ancient spring she’d spent most of her life in search of.	103
“Father, how is that nasty tasting wafer and wine actually the body and blood of Jesus?”	89
“I keep telling Liz to leave me alone, and she just rolls her eyes at me!”	71
I slit my armpit wide open crawling through the farmer’s barbed fence.	70
[APR21] “The eyes are the portal to the soul,” the Good Book says.	61
My fiancé slapped my daughter across the face, so I hacked her into pieces small enough to disappear easily down the garbage disposal.	44
As we cheers’d each other and downed the whiskey I couldn’t help but wink at her, imagining how the acid was about to paint the floor with her insides.	43
[OCT21] “Last year an estimated 40,000 children were missing at the close of carnivals season” our fearless Carnie Manager said.	37
My brother’s bloodcurdling screams woke me up just as he slid down the wall; his face an abstract of featureless gouges and gore.	37