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“Hey Sammy, isn’t that the doctor that just performed your open-heart surgery that’s causing you all these sharp pains in your chest?”

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My wife was suffering violent night terrors; screaming, hitting and clawing at me in the darkness of our bedroom.

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Everyone has heard about the stupid kids reflection game ‘Bloody Mary.’

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[MAR21] “Humanity will not survive till Spring” the WHO announced.

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[OCT21] I finally let my brother talk me into the Gravitron with him, since it was the last ride before close.

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When my new Alexa device arrived and asked if I was ready for the ultimate hands-free experience, I was all too eager to affirm.

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I could only scream as he chewed on my flesh; picking every bone clean.

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I nearly had a second heart attack when I walked into the cabin and found their bodies dismembered and strewn all over the place.

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“To clarify, what you actually mean to say is that your Mother died of a broken heart after your father was murdered” the therapist said.

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“I’m not a murderer and certainly no cannibal,” he cried to the sheriff, hands shaking violently above his head.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Hey Sammy, isn’t that the doctor that just performed your open-heart surgery that’s causing you all these sharp pains in your chest?”	36
My wife was suffering violent night terrors; screaming, hitting and clawing at me in the darkness of our bedroom.	33
Everyone has heard about the stupid kids reflection game ‘Bloody Mary.’	33
[MAR21] “Humanity will not survive till Spring” the WHO announced.	32
[OCT21] I finally let my brother talk me into the Gravitron with him, since it was the last ride before close.	32
When my new Alexa device arrived and asked if I was ready for the ultimate hands-free experience, I was all too eager to affirm.	30
I could only scream as he chewed on my flesh; picking every bone clean.	30
I nearly had a second heart attack when I walked into the cabin and found their bodies dismembered and strewn all over the place.	30
“To clarify, what you actually mean to say is that your Mother died of a broken heart after your father was murdered” the therapist said.	29
“I’m not a murderer and certainly no cannibal,” he cried to the sheriff, hands shaking violently above his head.	27