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“Psychopaths Anonymous, how can I help?”

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No matter how much work ya do to restore these ol beauts, the motor’s, well, they just never seem to purr the same once ya’ve run some bastard over.

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My Nana is one of those amazing Nana’s who make THE BEST chocolate chip cookies by the truckload and gives them to all the good children in the neighborhood, first responders, and educators.

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[MAY22] Her lips tasted of honeysuckle; the paralyzing intoxicants of her breath acres upon acres of blue, purple, white heliotrope.

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“222 killed by this thing in the last 6 days!”

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[MAY22] She calls it her flower and demands absolute respect from the boys paying for her services.

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[NOV21] Mom burst through the door, pushed her body up against it and pointed towards the closet,

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The girl sat, whimpering, in the middle of the dark room, surrounded by her friends and family’s mutilated corpses.

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“But…but…I love you” she cried, as I slowly pressed the knife deep into her chest.

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Better at the Game

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Psychopaths Anonymous, how can I help?”	24
No matter how much work ya do to restore these ol beauts, the motor’s, well, they just never seem to purr the same once ya’ve run some bastard over.	23
My Nana is one of those amazing Nana’s who make THE BEST chocolate chip cookies by the truckload and gives them to all the good children in the neighborhood, first responders, and educators.	23
[MAY22] Her lips tasted of honeysuckle; the paralyzing intoxicants of her breath acres upon acres of blue, purple, white heliotrope.	22
“222 killed by this thing in the last 6 days!”	21
[MAY22] She calls it her flower and demands absolute respect from the boys paying for her services.	20
[NOV21] Mom burst through the door, pushed her body up against it and pointed towards the closet,	19
The girl sat, whimpering, in the middle of the dark room, surrounded by her friends and family’s mutilated corpses.	19
“But…but…I love you” she cried, as I slowly pressed the knife deep into her chest.	19
Better at the Game	18