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Better at the Game

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“We have discovered the location resonance of Heaven and I will now merge the Earth into its frequency” the Pope said as he flipped the Vatican’s Global Resonator on.

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The man slipped through my bedroom window without a sound, stuck his long fillet knife deep into my side, and sliced me clean open.

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The thing came from grandfather’s pond, skinned my family alive, ate their insides and now wears their flesh to hunt locals.

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“Hey Siri, are my orders being delivered today?”

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Dad pushed his dinner away, gagging, “This tastes like shit, Beth!”

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It was a different kind of shooting star that blazed pass the earth, upon which she wished her deepest desire for humanity.

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I had finally made it into one of those ‘elite’ after parties with the full-scale cakes that look like naked women.

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I had this BRILLIANT idea for a two sentence horror but I lost it because my freakin mother wouldn’t stop coming in and telling me crap I don’t care about.

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[OCT21] The bearded lady’s blood-shot eyes bulged as she wildly brought her gore-bathed axe down on the heads of confused onlookers, like someone possessed.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Better at the Game	18
“We have discovered the location resonance of Heaven and I will now merge the Earth into its frequency” the Pope said as he flipped the Vatican’s Global Resonator on.	17
The man slipped through my bedroom window without a sound, stuck his long fillet knife deep into my side, and sliced me clean open.	16
The thing came from grandfather’s pond, skinned my family alive, ate their insides and now wears their flesh to hunt locals.	16
“Hey Siri, are my orders being delivered today?”	16
Dad pushed his dinner away, gagging, “This tastes like shit, Beth!”	13
It was a different kind of shooting star that blazed pass the earth, upon which she wished her deepest desire for humanity.	12
I had finally made it into one of those ‘elite’ after parties with the full-scale cakes that look like naked women.	12
I had this BRILLIANT idea for a two sentence horror but I lost it because my freakin mother wouldn’t stop coming in and telling me crap I don’t care about.	12
[OCT21] The bearded lady’s blood-shot eyes bulged as she wildly brought her gore-bathed axe down on the heads of confused onlookers, like someone possessed.	11