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“So,” Sheriff Lorenzo started, “what you’re saying is: all the victim’s brains burst after listening to a podcast?”

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“Goodnight collage girl” I said to my daughter and hung up, tripping over myself in the dark.

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“Watch Your Mouth!” the tall, faceless shadow screamed, in a muted frequency that reverberated violently within my mind.

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Detective Asshat caught my arm as I was about to bury my knife into the side of his head, "Yeah, I think I can handle one freak with a knife" he laughed condescendingly.

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Iceland Naval Command: “NorthPole Alpha Team, did you say ‘Gehenna is rising’?”

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No matter what I do, every morning at 3am my fingernails and toenails grow back and rip themselves off again.

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Dear Satan

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“Listen here punk, you better give a clear answer or I will make sure you suffer for the rest of eternity” Grandpa screamed from the corner of the room.

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After the jury handed down the guilty verdict, Judge Mason said to the condemned man,”Of all the messages you’ve preached over the years, you missed the most important: the Golden Rule.”

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[MAR21] “But, but...the SPRING study is legit research being conducted at the Mayo Clinic.” I cried.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“So,” Sheriff Lorenzo started, “what you’re saying is: all the victim’s brains burst after listening to a podcast?”	11
“Goodnight collage girl” I said to my daughter and hung up, tripping over myself in the dark.	10
“Watch Your Mouth!” the tall, faceless shadow screamed, in a muted frequency that reverberated violently within my mind.	10
Detective Asshat caught my arm as I was about to bury my knife into the side of his head, "Yeah, I think I can handle one freak with a knife" he laughed condescendingly.	10
Iceland Naval Command: “NorthPole Alpha Team, did you say ‘Gehenna is rising’?”	9
No matter what I do, every morning at 3am my fingernails and toenails grow back and rip themselves off again.	9
Dear Satan	8
“Listen here punk, you better give a clear answer or I will make sure you suffer for the rest of eternity” Grandpa screamed from the corner of the room.	8
After the jury handed down the guilty verdict, Judge Mason said to the condemned man,”Of all the messages you’ve preached over the years, you missed the most important: the Golden Rule.”	8
[MAR21] “But, but...the SPRING study is legit research being conducted at the Mayo Clinic.” I cried.	7