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When I was little, my grandma taught me to blanch peaches when baking pies or pancakes.

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My son shivered and cried about the cold as my spouse and I walked with him through the frozen tundra after getting lost while hiking.

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"Your wish is my command," I replied as I granted the request of the one who rubbed my lamp.

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What's great to hear about food but terrible to hear about genitals?

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I need some parenting advice because I feel like we're not handling our son's teething very well.

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I laughed it off when the old drunk at the end of the bar said, "I dun tol ya to quit eyeballing me, boy."

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After having defeated all of his guards, I was confident in my ability to defeat the elderly necromancer before me.

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I appreciated that the technologically advanced aliens had perfected a technique for surgery where they could teleport organs out of an individual without harming them.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When I was little, my grandma taught me to blanch peaches when baking pies or pancakes.	24
My son shivered and cried about the cold as my spouse and I walked with him through the frozen tundra after getting lost while hiking.	10
"Your wish is my command," I replied as I granted the request of the one who rubbed my lamp.	3
What's great to hear about food but terrible to hear about genitals?	2
I need some parenting advice because I feel like we're not handling our son's teething very well.	1
I laughed it off when the old drunk at the end of the bar said, "I dun tol ya to quit eyeballing me, boy."	1
After having defeated all of his guards, I was confident in my ability to defeat the elderly necromancer before me.	1
I appreciated that the technologically advanced aliens had perfected a technique for surgery where they could teleport organs out of an individual without harming them.	1