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[WP] Out in the countryside for an evening of camping, you and your SO are looking around for the perfect spot and SO calls out your name in delight, having found that spot. The tent is pitched and you two settle down for the night. That's when you hear your name called out from the darkness.
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[WP] Its your worst nightmare. The judges have just asked you to cook a jarveez pod al dente in a mimic challenge, but you've never seen one before. The host Reaches all four arms up and announces that you have 15 minutes, starting now!
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[WP] This abandoned and somehow sentient house performs exorcisms upon all possessed souls and things which are brought into it, but at a price...
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[WP] In a State of the Union address the president announces that today's school children are not being adequately prepared to meet the rigorous demands of afult life and that from now on school will last from 9am-5pm for five days per week and 50 weeks/yr. Summer break is now 4 days long.
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[WP]The president signs a new law into order: As vehicles today are not what the creators of this country though they would be, all traffic laws are hereby no longer valid. You drive a tank.
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[WP] So You Think You Can Prance, a TV game show that couples seemingly random people from across the world with award winning thoroughbred stallions and has a elimination style competition has just contacted you to be in the next season!
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[WP] Due to inexact calendar keeping, Earth agrees to all but skip the year 2065 in order to realign the calendar with the stars, allotting for but just one week of the year before moving on to the year 2066. Now Santa and the Easter Bunny are fighting about which day Thanks Giving should be on.
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