WritingPrompts

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[WP]"Speak three wishes. Of my choosing, one I will grant, one I will ignore, and one I will grant the opposite."	181
[WP] In the afterlife you have to spend eternity with the different versions of you that exist in the minds of everyone who knows you.	165
[WP]"A reminder to please submit ALL queries and support requests in the form of a proper ticket. I do not respond to prayers. -Regards God"	38
[WP] After a public near-death experience you've been exposed as immortal. You have a common face that pops up in images through out history so everyone now assumes you're thousands of years old and brimming with knowledge but you really are only a teenager	38
[WP] At first you thought it was just an amusing printing error. But after two weeks, despite drinking a full glass every day, this carton of Life Long Milk still feels as full and tastes as fresh as the day you bought it.	35
[WP] You log in to find someone has awarded you "Reddit Tachyon". You don't notice a difference until you go to adjust the date filter when sorting by Top and see five new options. "Next Hour, Next 24 Hours, Next Month, Next Year, and ALL Time"	30
[WP]After the passing of your parent, you've become supreme ruler of their propaganda fueled dictatorship. You've decided to become a benevolent ruler but now you've done TOO well. Everyone believes your claims outragous crime, unemployment, and well-being stats are just more propaganda.	29
[WP] You are an ambassador to Earth as it is slated to become the 67th planet to join the Galactic Union. However in accordance with the will of the people you are tasked with trying to convince the Galactic council to allow two other planets join before you without making humanity appear immature.	17
[WP] You are transported into the world of a tabletop rpg but your only hope of getting home is a party of metagamers who keep speaking out of character and refuse to believe you're not just another NPC with an escort quest.	6
[WP] Reincarnation is real but only if you don't void the warranty.	4

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