/u/WinsomeJesse's posts
[WP] You always liked to brag that you could throw a football all the way into the sun. After a playful argument with a friend, you do just that, knocking the sun out of the sky, casting the world into darkness.
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[WP] Historically, the royal family has selected the nation's strongest mage to serve as Minister of War. Following a series of crushing defeats, the nation's strongest mage is replaced by the nation's drunkest bard. Shockingly, it works.
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[WP] The afterlife is merely a waiting room, where spirits queue up for their next chance at reincarnation. Though we don't remember our past lives when on Earth, in the afterlife we do and that's why you're about to punch out the spirit standing ahead of you in line.
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[WP] The world's largest, most profitable corporation is building their new world headquarters in your small, dingy hometown. Turns out, every other city mysteriously pulled their bid at the last second and no one will say why.
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[WP] Due to an astronomically unlikely mix-up during brain surgery, you now generate your own WiFi signal. While quite handy at first, it's made you a bit suspicious about the sudden influx of new best friends in your life.
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[WP] Your super power amplifies the powers of others. This puts you in high demand as a sidekick. But you're not satisfied being a sidekick.
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[TT] Scientists discover that the feeling of deja vu is caused by our consciousness leaping to a parallel reality in order to escape imminent danger. You're on your honeymoon with your new spouse in a place you've never been and yet nearly every single moment feels strangely familiar.
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[WP] Remember the witch from "Beauty and the Beast"? Well, you and your college roommates were jerks to her. Now you're an ogre, Tim's a hotplate, Chuck's a beer stein, and Ricky's a toilet. You're making due.
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[WP] Humble beginnings, mysterious powers, a distant father, a colorful cast of friends, defeated enemies converting into followers, a mission to save the world. These are the forgotten adventures of Jesus Christ, Shonen Protagonist.
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