/u/Wozafong_the_Great's posts
[WP] You have made a heist group. The brains: Jimmy, 5th grade, who has a 7th grade reading level. The brawn: Henry, who can do an entire 2 pullups in gym. The hacker: Mike, who knows how to cheat infinite cookies in Cookie Clicker. The guy on the inside: Cam, who claims his dad owns Microsoft.
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[WP] You were drinking with friends one day when you decided to have some fun and got a restraining order on Death. The court played along and got you the restraining order. The next day, you survived an injury that should've killed you.
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[WP] You met God after death. God says you'll be sent to a world of swords and sorcery and grants you one wish. You wish for excellent aptitude in magic. He grants you all elements and a high magic stat. Then he... accidentally sent you back to Earth... with your new stats... this'll be fun.
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[WP] Before your close friend died, he told you to clear his browser history. Once he died, you went along with the joke and opened his browser history. That was when you learned the truth and the reason why you are now hiding from international government agencies in an abandoned building.
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[WP] You've been living in your home for ten years. For some reason, every month, an envelope with half your rent appears on the table. You never questioned it. One day, you see a familiar man walking out of the vacant guest room. You remember he said, a decade ago, "you won't even notice I'm here."
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[WP] The apocalypse is upon us. Food is scarce. The population is over thirteen billion. Even after billions of clowns have exited the car, they won't stop. The clowns just keep getting out of the tiny car. There is no end to them.
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[WP] Vampires are a thing, except if the only one bites your neck, they turn back into a human and you, into the vampire. Apparently, being a vampire actually is very inconvenient, so people want to transfer it as fast as possible. It's like a huge game of tag, just with vampires.
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[WP] Everyone has a job destined from birth. Merchant, nobility, witch, rogue, wizard, priest, and warrior are the common powerful jobs. Then the most powerful and rare ones are royalty, hero, and demon king. The majority have the "commoner" job. But you're unique. Your job is "God".
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