/u/ZorgZeFrenchGuy's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I swear, if I hear my kids crying one more time, I'm gonna kill them.

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[APR23] “Only fools rush in”, I thought smugly as the crowd surged past me.

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The crowd of people cried out when I jumped off the top of the building.

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The young man screamed for help as he held his injured wife.

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My eyes grew wide in panic as my friend told me there was a dead body in the basement.

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The myth that no one sees Santa Claus on Christmas Eve is false.

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“You’ve been a naughty boy!” Santa chuckled as he placed the lump of coal under the Christmas tree.

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[DEC23] “All in on black!” I yelled, pushing the large pile of chips forwards.

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After beating up my daughter's abusive boyfriend, I whispered a final warning into his ear.

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[NOV23] “I don’t know where your daughter is,” the police officer sullenly told me as tears streamed down my face.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I swear, if I hear my kids crying one more time, I'm gonna kill them.	2668
[APR23] “Only fools rush in”, I thought smugly as the crowd surged past me.	627
The crowd of people cried out when I jumped off the top of the building.	610
The young man screamed for help as he held his injured wife.	191
My eyes grew wide in panic as my friend told me there was a dead body in the basement.	182
The myth that no one sees Santa Claus on Christmas Eve is false.	156
“You’ve been a naughty boy!” Santa chuckled as he placed the lump of coal under the Christmas tree.	145
[DEC23] “All in on black!” I yelled, pushing the large pile of chips forwards.	126
After beating up my daughter's abusive boyfriend, I whispered a final warning into his ear.	105
[NOV23] “I don’t know where your daughter is,” the police officer sullenly told me as tears streamed down my face.	97