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[WP] You pass by a car that cut you off that look exactly like yours. Looking at the driver, you're met with yourself giving you the finger.

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[WP] At 5:30 AM you woke up to start the day. At 5:30 PM, you're running from the cops with an elvis mask on your head holding a chicken.

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[WP] "Ugh. Fuck this, I quit." And like that, nobody ever saw the statue of liberty again.

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[WP] "This doesn't look like heaven," The little angel says. Naive as he is, and unable to read the sign: "Hell: The hottest place in the afterworld" he walks past the gate of flaming spikes, eager to start his first day on the job.

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[WP] The Owner is a Hack, The Manager is Never there, The Cooks are Nymphomanics, The staff Leader is a drunk, The Waiters are also from a barbershop quartet, and the two waitresses are shy college kids doing their jobs. Welcome to The Horizon Line: Best Cuisine on the pier.

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[WP] "So...i don't know how to put this..." Death scratches his head anxiously. "But you aren't really eligible for any afterlife. Not even Nirvana."

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[CW] Write the most exciting story you can about doing absolutely nothing.

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[SP] One day, you discover that everybody talks now like its from a poorly written script.

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[SP] Missing Socks are a surprising hot commodity on the black market.

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[WP] You've lived in your neighborhood for 7 years of your life. You think you know the ins and the outs, and secret shortcuts in between. Until you find that one of the trees deep in the woods is left open, inside it is a glass shuttle.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] You pass by a car that cut you off that look exactly like yours. Looking at the driver, you're met with yourself giving you the finger.	87
[WP] At 5:30 AM you woke up to start the day. At 5:30 PM, you're running from the cops with an elvis mask on your head holding a chicken.	71
[WP] "Ugh. Fuck this, I quit." And like that, nobody ever saw the statue of liberty again.	65
[WP] "This doesn't look like heaven," The little angel says. Naive as he is, and unable to read the sign: "Hell: The hottest place in the afterworld" he walks past the gate of flaming spikes, eager to start his first day on the job.	63
[WP] The Owner is a Hack, The Manager is Never there, The Cooks are Nymphomanics, The staff Leader is a drunk, The Waiters are also from a barbershop quartet, and the two waitresses are shy college kids doing their jobs. Welcome to The Horizon Line: Best Cuisine on the pier.	55
[WP] "So...i don't know how to put this..." Death scratches his head anxiously. "But you aren't really eligible for any afterlife. Not even Nirvana."	48
[CW] Write the most exciting story you can about doing absolutely nothing.	28
[SP] One day, you discover that everybody talks now like its from a poorly written script.	27
[SP] Missing Socks are a surprising hot commodity on the black market.	27
[WP] You've lived in your neighborhood for 7 years of your life. You think you know the ins and the outs, and secret shortcuts in between. Until you find that one of the trees deep in the woods is left open, inside it is a glass shuttle.	26