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I wish everyone had consensual drunk sex

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How China Wants High-Tech To Power Its Economy To The Top

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I wish Japanese porn actors and actresses spoke English when doing porn

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I wish I could latch onto a T-Rex and have sex with it for years like a damn fucking parasite

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I wish Celine Dion could speak English properly

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I wish every kid would ask Santa Claus for a tactical nuke

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Your pee hole emits RGB light when you ejaculate

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I wish all the insane random thoughts I have become reality

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I wish all the insane random thoughts I have becomes reality

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Your penis has the ability to whip up a child support notice before the child is even born

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