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I wish incels would turn into attactive women after the age of 40

9 upvotes • r/monkeyspaw
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I wish I had Elon Musk's wealth so I can show the world what a crazy person can do with enough money

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I wish I could talk to Putin and discuss about sex toys

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I wish men would shout stupid shit out of the window at night before ejaculating to create a chorus of loud and childish blunders

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I wish they replaced ugly buff men in porn with small gray aliens

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Your penis can be used as a doorknob to open any door remotely

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I wish everyone owned a tactical nuke

7 upvotes • r/monkeyspaw
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I wish Rule 34 would also apply to Skibidi Toilet

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I wish redditors would stop sending me dick pictures

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Ryokuoushoku Shakai - Be a flower

5 upvotes • r/popheads
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