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I wish plastic pollution weren’t an issue

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I wish MrBeast found a cure for cancer

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I wish that leaving the price tag on your sunglasses was an effective way to farm pity sex

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I wish that women didn't experience unexpected pregnancies

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I wish proposing to someone in public had only a 5% success rate

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I wish there were several endurance dry-humping events all over the world so I could make full-time sex a fulfilling and lucrative career

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I wish giraffes would bring about the extinction of humanity

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I wish the aliens had won in Independence Day

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I wish I could eat onigiri like a true Japanese samurai

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You can fly to any place your dick points at

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