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With food scarce, and my family starving we tucked our youngest in with bedtime prayers we have never said before."Bless us oh Lord, and these thy gifts...."
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[WP] The reason Elves shun outsiders is because they don't poop. Their cities have no sanitation facilities. A lost human has just wandered into town and needs to find a loo.
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When I volunteered to help search for the missing teen, in the back of my mind I was prepared for the worst.
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The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result, so I don't know why I expected things to be different this time?
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"When they cut off his tail, I want you to have the first bite," my wife said, referring to our unborn son.
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