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I ran out of my hotel room where the TV had caught on fire.

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When my friend drove up, I could tell he charged up his electric car before visiting me.

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Though I used to feel addicted to gambling, I haven't played in 3 years.

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I wasn't embarrassed about the way I broke my arm

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As a firefighter, I was quite surprised to be responding to a call from a company that makes fire alarms.

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I got a new computer

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Our biggest customer in town was the homeless shelter

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I couldn't be bothered to build a water cooled computer

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I went to the hospital, having broken my arm in the same place for the second time in my life.

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My friend said his laptop was running hot

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