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I was an expert at debugging programs as well as doing beta tests

2 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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We've got the cheapest brake repairs in town!

2 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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For the second time, my alarm sounded but the cameras didn't see anything.

2 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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You get a call that your burglar alarm is sounding, asking you to check the camera at the front door. You check the camera, and no one is there, and the door is closed.

1 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts
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I couldn't remember the other word for "slide" quicky enough to win the game show.

1 upvotes • r/dadjokes
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After the other tenants noticed a bad smell coming from the apartment, the EMTs broke in.

1 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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Reading memory card...

1 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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I got a message asking for $5000, so I clicked the "report as fraud" button.

1 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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I was going to head to the gun range, so I went to the safe.

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The beeping was giving me a headache so intense it was making me dizzy.

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