/u/elheber's posts
[WP] Soon after you discovered that life is a simulation, someone clipped through the wall and challenged you to catch them in order to join their speedrunning community. You asked what they're speedrunning. "Life," they answered before bunnyhopping away at breakneck speed.
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[WP] You invent tiny capsules that shoot extremely strong rope with ends that can stick to any surface. But instead of selfishly using your invention to become a superhero, you make it accessible to the public. Oh boy.
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[WP] This is the way the world ends, not with a bang but with a WAHAYYAYAYAYAYHEEEEYOHEYA WHAAA WHAAA WHAAA whaaaooooooooo
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[WP] It's time for the friendly alien/magical creature/guardian spirit to return home and leave you with their bittersweet parting words as if everything was resolved. Everything was NOT resolved. Everything is worse now, and they're clearly trying to leave you holding the bag!
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[TT] This interstellar ship, the last our dying planet was able to cobble together, carries in its cargo bay the last hope of spreading life. If we fail, the universe will never even know we were here. The destination nears.
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[WP] A teen gains precognition for their life up to age 40, including branching choices. What they aren't aware of yet is it's not precognition; at 40 they gain the ability to travel back to their teens, and the memories are stacking.
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[WP] "Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?" The driver responded, "is it because of the person in the trunk?" The three shared a laugh.
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[WP] Turns out we aren't in the strangest timeline. We know this because the true strangest timeline just invented one-way communication and is now broadcasting their news channel to us "normie" timelines.
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[WP] There was a misunderstanding on both sides when a struggling local brewery unknowingly hired a down-on-her-luck witch—experienced only in brewing potions—as their brewmaster.
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