/u/elheber's posts
[WP] Turns out we aren't in the strangest timeline. We know this because the true strangest timeline just invented one-way communication and is now broadcasting their news channel to us "normie" timelines.
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[TT] An epic poem about the greatest epic poem. It was lost to history and all that's left is your poetic description of it.
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[WP] Everyone knows about regular, run of the mill biting zombies. Few know the terror and utter embarrassment of being attacked by the slapping zombies.
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[TT] FDR - "The only thing we have to fear, is the fear-smelling giant spiders that scuttle among us. Do not entice them."
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[TT] Every week, an old man comes to your diner, takes a booth, orders coffee and desert for two, waits for over an hour in silence and leaves alone. Today, just before he was about to leave, someone took a seat across from him.
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[WP] Supercrate is a subscription superpower lootbox delivered monthly to your doorstep. Each box comes with several trinkets and at least one mostly useless, temporary superpower.
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[WP] In the future, brain implants give people near-unlimited memory. Ransomware holds someone's treasured memories hostage.
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[WP] The Help Wanted ad brought you to an underpass in the abandoned industrial district. The ad specified, "must be fast runner."
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