/u/fluffybear45's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You're the main exhibit in an alien zoo. Little do they know you're learning their language through all the visitors.
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[WP] You're immortal and regenerative. Your job it to test 'idiotproof' machines and stuff for companies to see if they're truely idiotproof.
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[WP] Heroes don't realise how much preparation and care goes into villains' plans, paperwork, making sure no one's seriously hurt, and the traps and puzzles.. and don't even talk about maintenance..
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[WP] Superpowers are common, and many supers have trouble finding a job. You work for JobFinder, an agency specialising in finding jobs for specific supers that make use of their power. Sometimes it gets a bit weird.
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[WP] They came from a land far away and conquered all they came across. Until they burned down a library and the librarians, thought to be peaceful, turned on them...
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[WP] The heroes are about to fight the supervillain when the supervillain suddenly shakes their head, looks at the carnage and death around them and mumbles 'Oh s***. I've been sleepwalking again.'
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[WP] 'How about I go for a walk and you catch me in your talons?' says the princess thoughtfully, tapping a quill against her chin. 'No, it's too hard to aim for you and not take out one of your bodyguards in the process. We dont want any casualties of course.' says the dragon.
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[WP] 'So, doctor, I really don't know what's wrong with my human. I've given her food, water, a warm nest and some humans so that they can socialise. All the other humans are fine, it's just this one. Can you help her?' 'Well, this humans called an 'introvert' and she needs different care.'
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[WP] The nobles attempt to overthrow the peasants, assuming they can order peasants to fight peasants.
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