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[WP] Don't try to fit in, or you might accidentally get a whole row and kill thousands of people.

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[WP] You're really good at disgusting weapons...as other weapons. And yes, you've brought a 'knife' to the gun fight.

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[WP] 'We have come to slay you, for treating one of our party members horribly as a child and kicking them out of the house!' 'Oh, so that's what they told you? I have LEGITIMATELY good reasons for forcing them out of my house, they were the worst child I have ever dealt with.'

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[WP] You're just trying to rescue your princess, but there's several narrators and they all disagree about everything.

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[WP] Heroes pay angels to sing Aaa! at appropriate moments. God has decided that they need to start using modern tunes, and assigned you the job of choosing and teaching the songs.

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[WP]'No! Don't take me back there!' cried the princess, thrashing around in the knight's grip. He felt terrible taking her back to the castle, but the king had ordered it and if he disobeyed, he'd be beheaded. There was nothing he could do. Was there..?

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[WP] The monster under the bed is under the bed no more, since the parents are now looking after both of them. Who would just abandon a child?

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[WP] You're the main exhibit in an alien zoo.

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[TT) He spat the frog out of his throat and took his foot out his mouth, coughing up butterflies. He spilt the beans on her and let the cat out of the bag. As flapping pigs flew by in the background, she told him, 'Welcome to the land of idioms.'

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[WP] 'Ow ow ow' she said. Walking on blades of grass is tricky, they cut your feet.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] Don't try to fit in, or you might accidentally get a whole row and kill thousands of people.	6
[WP] You're really good at disgusting weapons...as other weapons. And yes, you've brought a 'knife' to the gun fight.	4
[WP] 'We have come to slay you, for treating one of our party members horribly as a child and kicking them out of the house!' 'Oh, so that's what they told you? I have LEGITIMATELY good reasons for forcing them out of my house, they were the worst child I have ever dealt with.'	4
[WP] You're just trying to rescue your princess, but there's several narrators and they all disagree about everything.	4
[WP] Heroes pay angels to sing Aaa! at appropriate moments. God has decided that they need to start using modern tunes, and assigned you the job of choosing and teaching the songs.	2
[WP]'No! Don't take me back there!' cried the princess, thrashing around in the knight's grip. He felt terrible taking her back to the castle, but the king had ordered it and if he disobeyed, he'd be beheaded. There was nothing he could do. Was there..?	2
[WP] The monster under the bed is under the bed no more, since the parents are now looking after both of them. Who would just abandon a child?	1
[WP] You're the main exhibit in an alien zoo.	1
[TT) He spat the frog out of his throat and took his foot out his mouth, coughing up butterflies. He spilt the beans on her and let the cat out of the bag. As flapping pigs flew by in the background, she told him, 'Welcome to the land of idioms.'	1
[WP] 'Ow ow ow' she said. Walking on blades of grass is tricky, they cut your feet.	1