/u/incredibleinkpen's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My therapist said, "Whenever you feel like jumping, just imagine the people you'll be leaving behind."

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As I sat there shaking, knowing what I'd done, the police officer noticed the blood on my shirtsleeve, then the dead body on the backseat.

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My wife sent me a text while I was at work saying, "In the bath, thinking of you..."

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I felt my mummy give her last breath. NSFW

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My friend and I broke into the local morgue one night to play hide and seek.

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My wife said she's going to cook me my favourite meal.

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"You may now kiss the bride," said the priest, and as I pressed my lips against hers I felt a tingle across my entire body.

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I lost my son because of drugs.

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I sat by the glory hole for many minutes waiting patiently.

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I smiled one night as I put my ear to the door and heard my daughter's voice quietly singing.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My therapist said, "Whenever you feel like jumping, just imagine the people you'll be leaving behind."	5787
As I sat there shaking, knowing what I'd done, the police officer noticed the blood on my shirtsleeve, then the dead body on the backseat.	2180
My wife sent me a text while I was at work saying, "In the bath, thinking of you..."	2071
I felt my mummy give her last breath. NSFW	1665
My friend and I broke into the local morgue one night to play hide and seek.	1408
My wife said she's going to cook me my favourite meal.	902
"You may now kiss the bride," said the priest, and as I pressed my lips against hers I felt a tingle across my entire body.	896
I lost my son because of drugs.	705
I sat by the glory hole for many minutes waiting patiently.	670
I smiled one night as I put my ear to the door and heard my daughter's voice quietly singing.	513