/u/inksmudgedhands's posts in /r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] "Invite me in," said the undead woman at the door to her child, "I know I should be in the ground. But I am still your mama."

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[WP] "Are you telling me that Waffle House is still open? There's a freakin' zombie outbreak going on and they're still serving pancakes and waffles? How?!"

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[WP] A superhero is on their fifth costume change because they can't settle on a permanent look. It confuses everyone so. Especially the villains.

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[WP] She didn't care even if he was a god. She was going to slap him. He deserved that much anyway.

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[WP]She slammed down a thick stack of bills on the bar, "I want my soul back."

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[WP] "Look, you can't keep on breaking into people's houses just to lick all of their spoons."

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[WP] You discover your neighbor is a vampire. You go to confront him with weapons in hand when says with a sigh, "You don't want to kill me. I am the only thing in this town that is keeping the werewolves at bay."

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[WP] Maggie raised her hand, "Yeah, I have a question. Why do you insist on us using quills and parchment when we could use Muggle pencils and notebooks? They don't run on electricity. They could work!"

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[WP]"Consider yourself lucky. It's not everyday you get to trap a god in your fridge."

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[WP] At an outdoor party with everyone dancing, you notice hoofprints on the ground. But there are no hoofed animals around anywhere. That's when you realized someone in the party is the Devil.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] "Invite me in," said the undead woman at the door to her child, "I know I should be in the ground. But I am still your mama."	98
[WP] "Are you telling me that Waffle House is still open? There's a freakin' zombie outbreak going on and they're still serving pancakes and waffles? How?!"	82
[WP] A superhero is on their fifth costume change because they can't settle on a permanent look. It confuses everyone so. Especially the villains.	73
[WP] She didn't care even if he was a god. She was going to slap him. He deserved that much anyway.	63
[WP]She slammed down a thick stack of bills on the bar, "I want my soul back."	62
[WP] "Look, you can't keep on breaking into people's houses just to lick all of their spoons."	55
[WP] You discover your neighbor is a vampire. You go to confront him with weapons in hand when says with a sigh, "You don't want to kill me. I am the only thing in this town that is keeping the werewolves at bay."	48
[WP] Maggie raised her hand, "Yeah, I have a question. Why do you insist on us using quills and parchment when we could use Muggle pencils and notebooks? They don't run on electricity. They could work!"	45
[WP]"Consider yourself lucky. It's not everyday you get to trap a god in your fridge."	44
[WP] At an outdoor party with everyone dancing, you notice hoofprints on the ground. But there are no hoofed animals around anywhere. That's when you realized someone in the party is the Devil.	43