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[WP] You are the little brother of the god of war. You are the god of bar brawls.

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[WP] "Yeah, that still doesn't explain how you were mugged by a duck."

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[WP] You are shopping at the grocery store when a portal opens in front of you. A man jumps out. Looking around, he spots you and grabs you by the arm. "You," he says, "This place isn't sexy enough for you. You need to come with me."

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[WP] While other actors lived in huts or went on crazy diets for their roles in the name of method acting, Simon crossed the line when he summoned Lucifer to learn how to play the Devil, himself.

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[WP] You walk into a bar. The whole place is covered in blood. Bodies everywhere. And in the middle stands a woman who looks at you and says, "It was like this when I got here...."

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[WP] "You're cold because you are dead. But don't worry. That'll pass."

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[WP] "That's it, Frank. Switch your glue. I am tired of picking up your limbs after you."

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[WP] "All this blood couldn't have come from one body...."

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[WP] Sam screamed. The house screamed back.

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[WP] While on a road trip, you stop at a diner. You are about to go in when you notice the patrons inside. Not only do you see The Grim Reaper but Santa Muerte, Hades, Osiris, Azrael, Hel, Yama and every other figure of Death. And they see you. Now you have to fake being a Death god or else...

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[WP] You are the little brother of the god of war. You are the god of bar brawls.	41
[WP] "Yeah, that still doesn't explain how you were mugged by a duck."	40
[WP] You are shopping at the grocery store when a portal opens in front of you. A man jumps out. Looking around, he spots you and grabs you by the arm. "You," he says, "This place isn't sexy enough for you. You need to come with me."	37
[WP] While other actors lived in huts or went on crazy diets for their roles in the name of method acting, Simon crossed the line when he summoned Lucifer to learn how to play the Devil, himself.	30
[WP] You walk into a bar. The whole place is covered in blood. Bodies everywhere. And in the middle stands a woman who looks at you and says, "It was like this when I got here...."	29
[WP] "You're cold because you are dead. But don't worry. That'll pass."	27
[WP] "That's it, Frank. Switch your glue. I am tired of picking up your limbs after you."	27
[WP] "All this blood couldn't have come from one body...."	27
[WP] Sam screamed. The house screamed back.	27
[WP] While on a road trip, you stop at a diner. You are about to go in when you notice the patrons inside. Not only do you see The Grim Reaper but Santa Muerte, Hades, Osiris, Azrael, Hel, Yama and every other figure of Death. And they see you. Now you have to fake being a Death god or else...	27