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[WP] "Two hundred and twenty-three dollars, four guns, two boxes of ammo and a cheesecake. Yes, I think we are ready to do this."

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[WP] Decades after replacing the human workforce in factories, robots had gained enough intelligence that they began to rumble about starting a union.

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[WP] "Dammit, Karen, the 'crisper' is not for literal heads."

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[WP] "Look, I don't care if you did just vanquished Lord Rathgrove, The Demon King of the Seven Realms. Close the damn door. You are letting the heat out!"

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[WP] You are in the middle of grocery shopping when you hear a muffled cry for help. It's coming from a bag of chips.

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[WP] "Look, the stupid dog went into that dimensional hole again. I am not getting him this time. Did it last time and I still have duck feet to show for it. So, who's the schumck who is going to go in?"

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[WP] "I can't hit him. He's a priest!" "He's turned. He's a zombie!" "But he's still a priest!"

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[WP] Two con artists cook up a fake religion scheme to milk money out of gullible believers. The first step? Find a god who is willing to make a quick buck.

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[WP] You're a superhero who realizes that if you don't take your day job more seriously, you risk losing your job and ending up homeless. But the call to fight for truth and justice is just so tempting.

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[WP] "Five will get you a toe. Fifty will get you the whole foot. Either way, that's a bargain for a holy relic."

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] "Two hundred and twenty-three dollars, four guns, two boxes of ammo and a cheesecake. Yes, I think we are ready to do this."	10
[WP] Decades after replacing the human workforce in factories, robots had gained enough intelligence that they began to rumble about starting a union.	10
[WP] "Dammit, Karen, the 'crisper' is not for literal heads."	9
[WP] "Look, I don't care if you did just vanquished Lord Rathgrove, The Demon King of the Seven Realms. Close the damn door. You are letting the heat out!"	9
[WP] You are in the middle of grocery shopping when you hear a muffled cry for help. It's coming from a bag of chips.	9
[WP] "Look, the stupid dog went into that dimensional hole again. I am not getting him this time. Did it last time and I still have duck feet to show for it. So, who's the schumck who is going to go in?"	9
[WP] "I can't hit him. He's a priest!" "He's turned. He's a zombie!" "But he's still a priest!"	9
[WP] Two con artists cook up a fake religion scheme to milk money out of gullible believers. The first step? Find a god who is willing to make a quick buck.	9
[WP] You're a superhero who realizes that if you don't take your day job more seriously, you risk losing your job and ending up homeless. But the call to fight for truth and justice is just so tempting.	9
[WP] "Five will get you a toe. Fifty will get you the whole foot. Either way, that's a bargain for a holy relic."	9