/u/inksmudgedhands's posts
[WP] At a party where everyone was wasted, someone had the bright idea to summon a demon. They perform a spell with candles, symbols and everything when a voice pipes up behind you, "You guys are doing it all wrong." The voice belongs to a demon.
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] "No, Steve, you can't have your sensual massage oil blessed by Father Flannigan to turn it into holy oil. That's sacrilegious. Just grab the stakes and let's make do."
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] Jenny was running out of the usual places to hide the bodies. She knew that she had to start getting creative...
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] Tom wasn't impressed by the kaiju that was now tearing up Tokyo. He had seen bigger monsters back home...
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] "You want me to kill your mom? You put an actual hit out on your mom." "She makes me clean my room."
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] You are visiting your best friend at the hospital after they have tried to commit suicide. They look at you and say, "I have a confession..."
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] After with what happened to the last Messiah, Angels reluctantly draw straws on who is going to tell the new "Mary" that they are pregnant knowing the new Messiah will grow up to have the same fate as the old one.
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] With her hitman in the ground and the cash in the trunk, she knew it was time to hit the road....
Mark as read: Add to a list