/u/inksmudgedhands's posts
[WP]"I beseech thee to hold your tongue no longer. And pray tell why does your heart beat cold for me in this hour?" "Because you won't fuckin' stop talking like a Goddamn Shakespeare character! QUIT IT ALREADY!"
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[WP] You walk into your house to see muddy footprints across your ceiling. You follow them to your bedroom....
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[WP] Standing on the lawn, pleading with God, he heard the sirens in the distance. But he knew then and there, they were going the wrong way. The ambulance was going the wrong way.
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[WP] Sitting on the floor across from his sister he whispered, "You need to hit me one more time. You need to make me bleed or else I am going to turn back..."
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[WP] "Hello, my name doesn't matter because in about two seconds I am about to rip out your throat with my teeth."
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[WP] There is a knock at the door. It's your neighbor with the biggest smile on her face. "Did you see what's going down at the Millers' place? Eight cop cars, four fire engines and a whole slew of ambulances. Grab your coat and come on before you miss anything else!"
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[WP] Tom was the most awkward man in existence. No matter how hard he tried, he could no make friends. On the edge of completely loneliness, he bought a rumored haunted house so he could finally have company....
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[WP] You are breaking up with your SO because their airheaded stupidity has gotten too much for you to deal with. Too bad they are too dumb to realize that you are breaking up with them.
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