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I woke up to the sound of my wife wailing and crying.

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Don't you hate it when people still try to talk to you even though it's obvious you're ignoring them?

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I know I shouldn't have gone outside in the snow when Mommy and Daddy were asleep.

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My newborn daughter smiled at me as soon as she was placed in my arms.

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My son ran to me, screaming about the masked man who tried to take him.

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Every Saturday she protested outside the clinic, spewing hatful rhetoric at the women who entered.

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Maybe the ghost who turns on your lights at night

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I was elated when a pretty girl asked for my digits.

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Bobby Lee and I loved swimming whenever and wherever we could.

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He prayed for eternal life and his wish was granted.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I woke up to the sound of my wife wailing and crying.	1199
Don't you hate it when people still try to talk to you even though it's obvious you're ignoring them?	542
I know I shouldn't have gone outside in the snow when Mommy and Daddy were asleep.	412
My newborn daughter smiled at me as soon as she was placed in my arms.	177
My son ran to me, screaming about the masked man who tried to take him.	168
Every Saturday she protested outside the clinic, spewing hatful rhetoric at the women who entered.	160
Maybe the ghost who turns on your lights at night	133
I was elated when a pretty girl asked for my digits.	98
Bobby Lee and I loved swimming whenever and wherever we could.	81
He prayed for eternal life and his wish was granted.	64