/u/jacobsloko's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] the vampire that has been terrorizing the town you live in just found you and drained all of your blood. The face that the vampire did when your wound healed in seconds and you got up was the best that you ever saw in a thousand years.
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[WP] You were supposed to be scared, any normal person would be scared in the situation you are in, but you find this situation so funny that holding your laugh is almost impossible.
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[WP] "Dude, i think I'm in love" "SHE TRIED TO KILL YOU!" "that was in the past, calm down." "THE KNIFE IS IN YOUR FUCKING CHEST!"
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[WP] "Honestly. I think I'm adopted." You say, scratching your back. "Why would you think that?" Your sister asks as she places the stuffing and stitches her fluffy arm back together.
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[WP] For some strange reason, since you were 10 years old everyone that had the opportunity to kidnap you would try to do that. They always had a reason and a method to get you. Good thing you acquired immunity against any sedative.
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[WP] Three vampires are planning to steal 10 million dollars in blood bags from the most secure hospital in the world. Payday 2 style.
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[WP] After many years without seeing them, your identical twin appears on your door. Apparently, they are a dangerous criminal mastermind and are looking to "restart" their criminal life, so you are going to be used to fake their death. The window is to your right, good luck!
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[CW] You were recently cursed and now every five seconds you change the language you speak and write, but that doesn't change the fact that this won't stop the biggest food critic (a.k.a you) to rant about this new restaurant
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[WP] "we tried every spell, every weapon, everything! But, his magic is undefeatable!" "No, there's one thing that we didn't tried... Where's the Monopoly box?"
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