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[WP] Believers across the world expected Jesus return.... No one expected him to be 100 feet tall

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[WP] There has been one person who ever successfully time travelled to the past. He could warn humanity of what the future holds, but not directly interfere. His name: George Orwell

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[WP] As you finalize your online purchase, a captcha appears "I am not a robot"... Hovering the cursor over the check box, your finger refuses to click it....

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[WP] you have just made a startling discovery about the very nature of humanity! By simply pressing and holding the belly button for 5 seconds, humans enter "programming mode". You decide to use this to your advantage....

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[WP] "But sir, I don't think you understand: We are a landscaping company...."

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[WP] You stand in the middle of the dark tavern, dimly lit by torches. As you survey the drunk peasants littering the bar, you announce: "I'm looking for the one they call "the god killer"....

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[WP] Disaster hospital

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[WP] Scientists were worried about AI being a threat to humanity... they didn't realize it was actually Al... as in Weird Al

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[WP] Turns out, the rapture happened Dec 21, 2012. Jesus came, but he didn't find anyone worth taking to heaven....

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[WP] You are a hunter. You have been hired by a northern Russian town to handle menacing wildlife. This time, it's different: you have never hunted polar bears armed with AK-47's before.....

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] Believers across the world expected Jesus return.... No one expected him to be 100 feet tall	101
[WP] There has been one person who ever successfully time travelled to the past. He could warn humanity of what the future holds, but not directly interfere. His name: George Orwell	50
[WP] As you finalize your online purchase, a captcha appears "I am not a robot"... Hovering the cursor over the check box, your finger refuses to click it....	33
[WP] you have just made a startling discovery about the very nature of humanity! By simply pressing and holding the belly button for 5 seconds, humans enter "programming mode". You decide to use this to your advantage....	27
[WP] "But sir, I don't think you understand: We are a landscaping company...."	24
[WP] You stand in the middle of the dark tavern, dimly lit by torches. As you survey the drunk peasants littering the bar, you announce: "I'm looking for the one they call "the god killer"....	21
[WP] Disaster hospital	19
[WP] Scientists were worried about AI being a threat to humanity... they didn't realize it was actually Al... as in Weird Al	13
[WP] Turns out, the rapture happened Dec 21, 2012. Jesus came, but he didn't find anyone worth taking to heaven....	12
[WP] You are a hunter. You have been hired by a northern Russian town to handle menacing wildlife. This time, it's different: you have never hunted polar bears armed with AK-47's before.....	8