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Things were fine when she first moved in but she pretty quickly started voicing her discomfort with all the mementos I’ve kept from past relationships.

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For the umpteenth time, I kicked myself for ever being young and idealistic enough to marry an "artisanal dairy farmer".

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[WP] They found a tumour. Inoperable, they say. Based on it's location, they tell your wife it may cause emotional dysregulation, delusions, or maybe even hallucinations. You cackle. You're not worried. You can ask the aliens to remove it during your upcoming abduction.

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After years of abuse in foster “homes”, multiple suicide attempts, homelessness, and everything else, I am now two weeks sober and about to meet my Mom!

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[WP] You are adopted and just found your birth parents! Well, sort of. You go to the address on record and, after some exploration, happen across a hidden portal....

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I made sure everything was in place - perfect hair: check!, lip gloss: check!, cute outfit: check! - before going live for my very first OnlyFans appearance ever.

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It had been hard, but leaving his country to start anew in the land of opportunity had been the right move for his family.

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I howled with laughter and boasted, "know that I will destroy each and every one of your bloodlines, for though you may kill me now, I will rise again and again and again for eternity."

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Yesterday, I was the first ever in my family to be accepted to college.

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Mommy just tells me to go to sleep and says there is nothing under my bed.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Things were fine when she first moved in but she pretty quickly started voicing her discomfort with all the mementos I’ve kept from past relationships.	42	TwoSentenceHorror
For the umpteenth time, I kicked myself for ever being young and idealistic enough to marry an "artisanal dairy farmer".	40	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] They found a tumour. Inoperable, they say. Based on it's location, they tell your wife it may cause emotional dysregulation, delusions, or maybe even hallucinations. You cackle. You're not worried. You can ask the aliens to remove it during your upcoming abduction.	38	WritingPrompts
After years of abuse in foster “homes”, multiple suicide attempts, homelessness, and everything else, I am now two weeks sober and about to meet my Mom!	37	TwoSentenceSadness
[WP] You are adopted and just found your birth parents! Well, sort of. You go to the address on record and, after some exploration, happen across a hidden portal....	36	WritingPrompts
I made sure everything was in place - perfect hair: check!, lip gloss: check!, cute outfit: check! - before going live for my very first OnlyFans appearance ever.	35	TwoSentenceHorror
It had been hard, but leaving his country to start anew in the land of opportunity had been the right move for his family.	34	TwoSentenceSadness
I howled with laughter and boasted, "know that I will destroy each and every one of your bloodlines, for though you may kill me now, I will rise again and again and again for eternity."	32	TwoSentenceHorror
Yesterday, I was the first ever in my family to be accepted to college.	31	TwoSentenceSadness
Mommy just tells me to go to sleep and says there is nothing under my bed.	29	TwoSentenceHorror