/u/joronimo99's posts
I looked frantically at the black screen of my phone and, just as I was about to knock, turned and walked back to the Uber.
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We all sat around the fire in our fancy clothes, nursing whatever was left in our glasses, and laughed until our stomachs hurt.
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The kid wouldn’t stop screaming- or maybe it was me, I don’t know - but I dropped the bag and the gun and laid down on the floor to wait for the cops.
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I knew exactly what I wanted and immediately shouted, "Genie, I want to be the greatest lover in the world!"
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“He’s so excited to be a father, he never really had one and always says that this is what he was put on Earth to do; where is he?!”
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Sometimes I make cute little costumes for my doggos and act out movie scenes for my friends to watch.
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[WP] You are a muse who has been tasked with creating a message that will inspire the world without offending anyone. You are the fifth one to have this job in as many months and you would really, really like to avoid the frustrated spontaneous combustion that ended your predecessors.
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