/u/kevingharvey's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Frank had finally had enough, and walked next door to complain to the new neighbors about their noisy dog.

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The day Jacob died, my friends made a promise that they would hunt his killer until their dying breath.

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I had to cut off my hand and feed it to my dog today, as there really isn't any food left that isn't radioactive.

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The carnival ride operator held everyone in an upside down position as he stole their fallen wallets and phones.

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He was shocked to realize that the procedure had worked; he was free of his body and living in a digital world.

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'You know what this means' the Grim Reaper said as he touched the shoulder of the last living person on earth.

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The king held up the blue, stiffening corpse of his stillborn child and maniacally proclaimed "We finally have an heir to the throne!"

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Every night at three fifteen am, he crawled into bed and slid his arm around his wife, snuggling against her neck and smelling her hair.

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My mother-in-law surprised us by showing up on the front porch this afternoon.

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The restaurant owner called a meeting, explaining to everyone that he had found a way to overcome the meat shortage and would be personally handling all incoming inventory for the week.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Frank had finally had enough, and walked next door to complain to the new neighbors about their noisy dog.	3354
The day Jacob died, my friends made a promise that they would hunt his killer until their dying breath.	1930
I had to cut off my hand and feed it to my dog today, as there really isn't any food left that isn't radioactive.	1091
The carnival ride operator held everyone in an upside down position as he stole their fallen wallets and phones.	403
He was shocked to realize that the procedure had worked; he was free of his body and living in a digital world.	382
'You know what this means' the Grim Reaper said as he touched the shoulder of the last living person on earth.	276
The king held up the blue, stiffening corpse of his stillborn child and maniacally proclaimed "We finally have an heir to the throne!"	253
Every night at three fifteen am, he crawled into bed and slid his arm around his wife, snuggling against her neck and smelling her hair.	212
My mother-in-law surprised us by showing up on the front porch this afternoon.	211
The restaurant owner called a meeting, explaining to everyone that he had found a way to overcome the meat shortage and would be personally handling all incoming inventory for the week.	184