WritingPrompts

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[WP] "I'm sorry, this disease is incurable, you have 6 months to live. But hey, why don't you take a light speed cruise and give it 20, maybe 50 years? We should have a treatment by then. "	907
[WP] You find a cat wearing a sign that says "Garage Sale. Follow Me." You do, but this isn't like any garage sale you've ever seen before, and now you aren't sure how to get back home.	278
[WP] As the fiery comet makes its last approach towards the doomed Earth, observers are astounded to witness the sun open its mouth, shoot out a frog like tongue, and swallow the comet whole.	147
[WP] Your new love interest has made a voodoo doll of you, and is using it to massage your feet and rub your back while you are away. Unfortunately she is not very worldly and does not understand timezones.	92
[WP] When the alarms sound unexpectedly, everybody abandons the holiday feast and scurries down to the family fallout shelter... including the 'date' you brought home to piss off your parents.	82
[WP] After years of trying to ignore the voices in your head, one of them materializes in front of you, grabs your head and screams "Listen to me! You do NOT have multiple personalities! You NEED to start listening to us! You are screwing up the mission!"	81
[WP] In the future a group of AI's are discussing how to create a 'Counter Turing Test'. A way to tell if someone is in fact human.	65
[WP] The legend says that whomever pulls the sword from the boulder shall be king. After years of watching failed attempts you realize it's not the sword that is magical, but the stone.	24
[WP] Turns out Zombies have no sense of dental hygiene and brittle bones. After years of trying to survive, you now find their gumming to be more annoying than dangerous.	20
[WP] The people of Atlantis keep seeing UFOs: Unidentified Floating Objects.	19

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