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[WP] Your team lands on a far away planet to observe the developing culture confident that your advanced technology renders you invisible to the sentient life forms only to learn that their pets can see you just fine.

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[EU] Clark Kent goes to Bruce Wayne with a problem. "I need a wisdom tooth pulled." he says. "Any ideas?"

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[WP] After centuries of failed attempts to pull the enchanted sword from the rock and claim the throne, you and your work buddies decide to try some more modern solutions, such as a jackhammer.

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[WP] What? No. You spelled it backwards. It's supposed to read "and Dog created them in his image.' it's D O G. Dog. Not whatever you just wrote.

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[EU] As it turns out, the Ark of the Covenant is made of Sapient Pearwood.

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[WP] The Legend says that you must avenge your father's death. Problem is, your father is still alive and well.

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[WP] In the far future you discover a sinister government plot to tear down abandoned habitats and put in something called 'trees' (whatever those are). It's time to blow the whistle!

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[WP] You are a bookie taking bets on the end of days. What no-one seems to understand is if they win, they will never be able to collect.

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[WP] "Anna" said the umistakable voice of God. "The sun will go nova in 7 years. I want you to build an Ark! "

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[WP] Remember The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe? Well this is more like Some Monkeys, A Shaman, and Your Icebox.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] Your team lands on a far away planet to observe the developing culture confident that your advanced technology renders you invisible to the sentient life forms only to learn that their pets can see you just fine.	19
[EU] Clark Kent goes to Bruce Wayne with a problem. "I need a wisdom tooth pulled." he says. "Any ideas?"	18
[WP] After centuries of failed attempts to pull the enchanted sword from the rock and claim the throne, you and your work buddies decide to try some more modern solutions, such as a jackhammer.	17
[WP] What? No. You spelled it backwards. It's supposed to read "and Dog created them in his image.' it's D O G. Dog. Not whatever you just wrote.	13
[EU] As it turns out, the Ark of the Covenant is made of Sapient Pearwood.	13
[WP] The Legend says that you must avenge your father's death. Problem is, your father is still alive and well.	12
[WP] In the far future you discover a sinister government plot to tear down abandoned habitats and put in something called 'trees' (whatever those are). It's time to blow the whistle!	11
[WP] You are a bookie taking bets on the end of days. What no-one seems to understand is if they win, they will never be able to collect.	11
[WP] "Anna" said the umistakable voice of God. "The sun will go nova in 7 years. I want you to build an Ark! "	10
[WP] Remember The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe? Well this is more like Some Monkeys, A Shaman, and Your Icebox.	10