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[EU] Calvin & Hobbes meet Christopher Robin & Tigger.

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[WP] Take the red pill, and you will become Morpheus. You will find The One. Take the blue pill, and you will go to your high school's job fair tomorrow.

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[WP] We finally cross the vastness of space and encounter our first alien species on a beautiful distant planet. "Aaargh," one of them shouts, "Ned, get the traps. The humans are have gotten in the garden again!"

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[WP] After years of being the last person on Earth, there's one habit you just can't break: using your turn signals.

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[WP] When the AI took over our entire military and turned on humanity, we were stunned to our sexbots defending us... and winning!

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[WP] A week after moving into your first apartment, there's a knock on the door. Opening it, you see a supermodel you dont recognize burst into tears. "Take me back" she pleads, "you're the only one who never called me stupid!"

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[WP] Gravity has begun failing intermittently. How do you explain to the insurance company what happened?

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[WP] The AI ramps up it's war on humans, but is dumbfounded by something called 'cloning'.

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[WP] They always said she'd be late to her own funeral. You thought they were joking, until today.

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[WP] As you drive into the Elephant display at the zoo with their morning meal, you realize there's an extra full grown adult male elephant standing apart from the others. It sees you starring, touches the tip of it's trunk to its lips, and says "ssshhh".

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[EU] Calvin & Hobbes meet Christopher Robin & Tigger.	9
[WP] Take the red pill, and you will become Morpheus. You will find The One. Take the blue pill, and you will go to your high school's job fair tomorrow.	8
[WP] We finally cross the vastness of space and encounter our first alien species on a beautiful distant planet. "Aaargh," one of them shouts, "Ned, get the traps. The humans are have gotten in the garden again!"	8
[WP] After years of being the last person on Earth, there's one habit you just can't break: using your turn signals.	8
[WP] When the AI took over our entire military and turned on humanity, we were stunned to our sexbots defending us... and winning!	7
[WP] A week after moving into your first apartment, there's a knock on the door. Opening it, you see a supermodel you dont recognize burst into tears. "Take me back" she pleads, "you're the only one who never called me stupid!"	7
[WP] Gravity has begun failing intermittently. How do you explain to the insurance company what happened?	7
[WP] The AI ramps up it's war on humans, but is dumbfounded by something called 'cloning'.	7
[WP] They always said she'd be late to her own funeral. You thought they were joking, until today.	6
[WP] As you drive into the Elephant display at the zoo with their morning meal, you realize there's an extra full grown adult male elephant standing apart from the others. It sees you starring, touches the tip of it's trunk to its lips, and says "ssshhh".	6