/u/loopymon's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] The Army sleeps under the stars and the Navy by navigates by the stars. You, a proper Air Force officer, choose your hotel by the number of stars.
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[WP] Your parents always told you not to talk to strangers. You obeyed, but not for lack of trying. Turns out every random person you meet on the street already knows your name.
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[WP] Your car was bitten by a radioactive spider and now has superpowers. It sounds great, but it keeps shooting webs at cars that are speeding or that run through red lights. You’re now in court after it strung up the mayor for failing to come to a complete stop at a stop sign.
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[WP] “Hello Ghostbusters? Oh for fucks sake… no we will not do your homework for you!” You slam down the phone in disgust and look over at your coworker. “We really need to change our slogan.”
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[WP] It’s a common misconception that wizards avoid transfiguration because it’s difficult. That’s not true—quite the opposite in fact. Transfiguration is easy, it’s just that some of the spells involve situations that are rather… embarrassing.
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[WP] “Do you mean to tell me that this whole world, this entire existence… was a trap?!?” “Well yes,” said the God, defensively. “But that’s why I created squid.”
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[WP] Minecraft had it right—when you die, you enter spectator mode, where you can see the world as a ghost but not interact. But when you die, you enter creative mode.
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[WP] While the rest of the Earth lies on the World Turtle's back, you chose to relocate to its head. It took you a while to get over your nausea every time it looks around, but you have a newfound respect for the number of threats it protects the Earth from.
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[WP] For nearly 40 years, you and your family have worked tirelessly to keep the price of Pokéballs at 200 dollars. You’ve survived recessions, inflation, and pandemics—but now there’s a new threat.
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