WritingPrompts

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[WP] Snakes, spiders, and sharks are placid creatures that just want to live peacefully with humanity. The real threat comes from cats, who are experts at making their fatal attacks look like snake, spider, and shark bites.	1
[WP] Running out of space in the Heavens, the Gods decide to try the human concept of “hot desking”. What they don’t realise though is how this will impact which God appears when a human conducts a summoning ritual.	1
[WP] You didn’t think there would be much interest from your child’s class to hear about your job working with trains. But now you’re here, you’re the star of the show—they seem fascinated, and can’t stop asking question about your work on the U-Tube.	1
[WP] “But God,” you plead. “You’re supposed to love all of your creatures equally!” “Ha!” The God laughs. “The whole reason I made so many of you was so I could pick and choose. Now get down on your knees and put your hands behind your head.”	0
[WP] You have the power to take from your past self—possessions, information, and even emotions. But when you take from your past, you unpredictably change the present.	0
[WP] Scientists finally learn how creatures from horror movies are able to climb out of human TV screens. Managers immediately adopt the technique, and use it to check in on their employee's who are "working from home".	0
[WP] Turns out Lucifer was just a really good grifter, and Hell is merely the result of world’s longest running pyramid scheme.	0
[WP] As the smoke subsides, the figure in the pentagram is revealed as a forty year old man, dressed in a child’s school uniform and holding a large wooden ruler. “Kid,” says the demon. “This one’s for free. Stay the hell away from Tinder.”	0
[WP] "Surprise!" Cries the man, removing his mask. "I'm Jeff Bezos!" The other man pauses, then removes his own mask. "No, I'm Jeff Bezos!" Both men turn towards the sound of the door opening. In walks Jeff Bezos.	0
[WP] You win second prize in a beauty contest and collect $10. You invest that $10 until you have millions, then you use those millions to argue for pay equality in the modelling industry.	0

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