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[WP] Get enough monkeys on typewriters in a room and they’ll produce Shakespeare. But—perhaps more interestingly—they’ll also set the world record for the most dad jokes in a screenplay about a hamster.
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[WP] Most people thought the statement that the dinosaurs became extinct because they didn’t have a space program was just a joke. But when humanity finally reaches out amongst the stars, the number of species that used to reside on Earth that live out there now is astounding.
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[WP] “And now, for your final test!” The voice cackles over the loudspeaker. The door in front of you opens. Inside are six old ladies, all of them holding knitting needles and wool, all of them wearing head mounted GoPros, and all of them staring intently at you.
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[WP] Lying in bed, the witch smiled. The realtor had pushed hard for the sell, but a house made of candy that attracted children on its own? That was worth any price. Still smiling, she was slowly drifting off to sleep as the first drops of rain started to fall on the roof.
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[WP] You fall asleep in the plane shortly before takeoff. You wake a while later to feel a strange sense of weightlessness, and to see stars just outside your window. A flight attendant floats past smiling. “Nothing to worry about, the captain will have this sorted soon. Can I get you a drink?”
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[WP] You’ve noticed an awful lot of new USB ports appearing recently. There’s one in your car, one on your fridge, one on your cat…
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[WP] Today was the most ordinary day of your life. You got up, went to work, came home, and went to bed—and nothing out of the ordinary happened. Nope, not one single thing.
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[WP] The most powerful wizards in the world work together and cast a spell that prohibits humans from physically harming each other. Several hundred years later, you find a body lying on the ground with a large ornate dagger sticking out of its back.
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[WP] “What’s for dinner?” Your neighbour asks her husband. He smiles and licks his lips. “Sounds delightful.” He says. You ignore this odd conversation and keep walking over to talk to your other neighbours, Mr and Mrs Watt.
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